Joe

Joe the baker went for a swim
The ocean was cold and brim
It was getting dark
He was eaten by a shark
Oh why did Joe go for a swim?

Petie and His Sweetie

T’was a bright sunny day for Petie
He went for a walk with his sweetie
They went to the pond
For which he was fond
Alas he did nothing with his sweetie

Land of Green

There once was a land of Green
That was ruled by a powerful queen
She liked to play fiddles
And speak in riddles
This ruler in the land of Green

St. Marcus' Day

In the days when vampires plagued the Earth, no one was safe. the people of Venice lost their lives to these demons of the dark. St Marcus, a patron saint from Rome chased away the vampires using garlic and crosses. St Marcus’ Day, is held on the first Tuesday of March; the people of Venice wear red to celebrate the disappearance of the vampires

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Stars

Are you ready for a life of stars? Of glamour, glitter, and shining lights? Come and be my queen in the land of Hollywood. A life of Champaign and fine dining await.

Montana Meth March

It was a long day and we were on the bus home from the Montana Meth March in Helena. Kyle, Casey, Cullen, and I were the only students from Whitehall on the bus. I sat beside my old friend Kate listening to music from Kyle’s ipod on speakers. The girl in front of Kyle, Jacqueline, kept starring at him.
“How old are you?” Jacqueline asked.
“Eighteen,” Kyle replied
“Your not eighteen”
“yes I am!”
“trust me, he is,” I said
Eventually Kyle got annoyed with her and dumped some water on her. She freaked out and started hitting him.
“Why did you do that?! I didn’t do anything to you!” she shrieked
“hey I’m sorry I’m sorry,” said Kyle, “Quit hitting me.”
Jacqueline st down in her cair and sulked.
“ Geez,” I said, “quit freakin out its just water”
“ How would you like it if I poured water on you huh?”
“I wouldn’t care, it’s just water so quit crying about it”
“I’m not crying I’m just pissed”
I ignored everything else she said to me the rest of the ride. She stopped talking to me, thank god, and the rest of the ride home was realatively peace ful, if you can call it that.